In the good ol' US Army, we always had marching songs that were sung to help you keep in step. There were dozens, at least, but they were all referred to as "Jody calls", because many of them were about how this guy named Jody was at home stealing your girlfriend while you were out here marching with a rifle for Uncle Sam.

"Jody" in the songs was a very masculine image (else why would your girlfriend cheat on you with him?). Check out "Jody call" on a search engine to see what I mean.

The teen years are hell, dude, but you'll live through em. Hang in there!