This was called "Small boy" because it was about a really short kid. I wrote it in first grade (I was one of the shortest kids...), so it's really bad! But, I did type it, change fonts, use bold, use quotations, and italize without any help.
One day there was a boy who was, well, small. His name was Jonathan Herbert
Rasher. People used to call him Johnny R (in third grade). The bullies in the fourth grade liked to pick on him.
On Monday, Jonathan jumped up the steps of Donson Elementary. He walked to the end of the school it was the first day. “Hey, shorty!” said a boy walking by. “Hi” said Jonathan “Why did you call me Shorty? “Cause I wanted to.” he said, “Got a problem with that?” Then, he pushed him over and walked into room 14.When he got up he couldn’t open the door. Then a boy walked by and asked, “Do you need some help?” “Yes” he said “I’m Jonathan.” “Hi Jonathan!” he said. “I’m Richard.”
* * *
“AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THE VERY SECOND DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!”
Screamed Abraham Parker. “HELP! HELP! CALL 911! CALL 911! JONATHAN RUN!
RICHARD RUN! DANIEL RUN! KIM RUN! SAL RUN! MARY THE LOVE OF MY
LIFE RUN! Oh my god. Did that come out of my mouth?”
There was a sign on the wall. It looked like this:
JONATHAN RASHER ABERHAM PARKER
DANIEL DENSBERG SALVATORE KEE
KIMBERLY MCSIX MARY TOTON
ASHLEY CONTONS RICHARD PINGOKIVINGASAD
See time on different sheet.
“What!” screamed Richard. “I’m not on the list! COOL!!!”
Soon they found the sheet with all the information.
JONATHAN – 11:30 – ROOM 25
DANIEL –11:15 – ROOM 10
KIMBERLY – 11:45 – ART ROOM
ASHLEY – 12:00 - LIBRARY
ABRAHAM – 12:30 – GYMNAMISM
SALVATORE – 12:45 – CAFATIRIA
MARY – 1:00 – ROOM 3
RICHARD – 12:15 – PLAYGROUND
YOU’LL COME HOME
“WHOW!!! Messy!” Said Jonathan. “Yah, messy.” Said Richard “Let’s try to figure out the correct stuff. Where should we start?” “Let’s put the names in alphabetical order.” Said Richard. “Okay.” Said
Jonathan. “I’m fine with that.”
“Now the times.” said Jonathan.
11:15 11:30 11:45 12:00 12:15 12:30 12:45 1:00
ABRAHAM – 11:15
ASHLEY – 11:30
DANIEL – 11:45
JONATHAN – 12:00
KIMBURLY – 12:15
MARY – 12:30
RICHARD – 12:45
SALVATORE – 1:00
“Hey cool, we know what time your going to be beat up” said Richard. “yah but where
Am I going to be beat up?” He asked. – “HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPP!” It was
Abraham. “What is it?” asked Jonathan.
“Look what my aunt sent me.” He said, “It’s a book called Eght Donegel fo Maz Recrap.” “Let’s read it.” Said Richard. So he read:
Nehow Maz Recrap saw 24 eh errows taght sih tearg tearg nosdonarg doluow emoceb na yolemexe hocir dik
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! FREAKY BOOK!!! FREAKY BOOK!!!” Abraham screamed. ” “Calm down, just read on Richard.” said Ashley. So Richard read:
eho doluow osla ------
“HEY PUNY!” said Billy. Jonathan turned and looked at him and smiled. Now, this was strange because no one ever smiled at Billy. “I’ll fight you. And I’ll win, too.” Said Jonathan. “Alright,” Billy said, “right now.” Billy kicked Jonathan over with his left foot and tried to slap him with his right hand. But Jonathan bit his hand. Now a bunch of kids were crowded around him shouting “Jonathan!” and “Fight”. While Billy was still in pain, Jonathan head butted him in the stomach. After that Billy tackled him and then Jonathan, Richard, and some third grader named Freddy Leeken fainted.
* * *
During free period, Jonathan and Richard were in the library. Jonathan was reading Basic Martial Arts for beginners. Richard was writing in his notebook. ”Voila!” He said, “I’m done!” His notebook said:
Abe - 11:15- room 25
Ash – 11:30- art
Dan – 11:45-caf
“I thought you were doing spelling.” Jonathan stated. “Oh,” said Richard, “I did that one too.”
“Okay.” “Hey, what was that all about, challenging the biggest bully in school to a battle? Oh, and grinning the whole time in the process? What were you thinking?” “Well, you now, that I’d win.” said Jonathan, “Listen, I’ll battle him again tomorrow. Oh, and call me Jon.” “See you in the emergency room.” “Then how ‘bout I do it again?” “See you at your funeral.” “Again.” “IF you aren’t dead by battle #2” said Richard, “Hey, call me Rich.”
By 10:45 all of the third and fourth graders in Donson Elementary were in the cafeteria for lunch. Abraham Parker wasn’t eating his pizza. “WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!!!!!!!!! I’M GOING TO DIE AT 11:15!!!!!!!!!!! Well, might as well write my will. Since I’ll never get red rescue team. Please serve punch at my funeral.” So, he took out a paper and wrote:
• SOCK PUPPETS
• STUFFED ANIMAL GROUP A
• ACTION FIGURES
• STUFFED ANIMAL GROUP B
• STUFFED ANIMAL GROUP C
“GOOD BYE!!!!!!!!!” “Hey, cool it Al, it’s all right.” Said Mary. “HI I’M ABRAHAM! WANT TO SEE MY FIGHT AT 11:15? IT’LL BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Abraham, who was, obviously, madly in love with Mary. “Aren’t you just gonna be beet up?” she said. Abraham slouched. “But I’ll watch.” She said. Abraham pepped up, smiled and ate his pizza.
At 11:15 Abraham went to room 25 for a “fight” with the school bully. Billy was already there. I love you Mary He thought. He took of his glasses and screamed. Billy grabbed him by the legs and swung him around. “GREDDAY LAKEM!” screamed Abraham. Then Billy punched him and bit him on the nose.
At 12:05 Jonathan was in the gym, smiling. He had beaten Billy! It was a moment in history. Soon his face would be on the school paper! No, a TROPHEY! IN THE WHITE HOUSE! He would have his own cereal, DEFENDOS the healthy cereal for kids with bullies. The commercial? A big kid (Billy) would be chasing a boy (Abraham Parker). Then a super hero (Richard) would give him a bowl of DEFENDOS the boy would say, “DEFENDOS is packed with Iron, Protein, Vitamins and Calcium! The perfect cereal!” And then it would be done.
“How’d you do it?” asked Kim during recess. “Well I strode in very bravely,” he began, “My weapons? A 486-page book, a pair of boxing mitts and a hard forest green twin comforter. I head-butted him in the stomach and slapped him with my comforter then he tackled me but I was to fast I punched him and punched him, slapped him and slapped him, kicked him and kicked him! BAM!!!
“Wow! That was awesome!” said Kim. “Hey. You there. Jonathan isn’t it” said Alex Yuirt, the coolest kid in school, “Heard you were the one who beet up Billy.”
"beet up Billy" with some beats. It's so awful...
This message was edited by the author on February 24, 2012 at 9:41:15 AM