"Well, I'm a lawyer now, but I want to be a politician. As for my love life," he nearly snorted at the phrase, as his love life had been all but nonexistent for a long time now, "it's not to say that they--" this guy just flirted with you; there's no need for that "--that he hates me, because he doesn't. We're friends, we always have been, and of course that's the only thing he feels for me at all. I mean, he has a girlfriend." He sighed. "But he also seems to flirt with me sometimes, and that just confuses me." He took another sip of his wine; he'd need to get another drink soon. "So, Vegetation Charmer, any relationship advice for me?"