"Well..." She laughed, "its actually Shit-Sifter Saul. Which really is just terribly inappropriate. He had the charming habit of sleeping with someone and then never speaking to them again. Only problem with that was he slept with nearly everyone we worked with," she shook hear head, "so all the people he had hurt got together and gave him a nasty nickname. I think, with the intention of telling it to newcomers so they would stay away from him. Would've been cute if it had worked, but it didn't. The joke being that he had some er... perverse sexual habits. Which he doesn't. It'd be one of the only jokes he didn't find funny, he can be a little sensitive about his... prowess I suppose."
She shook her head again, it wouldn't do for Saul to overhear her though from the looks of it he appeared to be very enraptured in the variety of pie choices. "Anyway," she changed the subject, "we've been together for thirteen years, married for eleven. Which really horrifies me sometimes, I'm not old enough to have been with the same man for nearly half my life."
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