"Hmm..." There had been quite a bit when he was little, but he couldn't think of the weirdest for a minute. "When I was nine, I was outside with my friend Bogdan," Who I also haven't seen in four years... "and we walked over to a bigger town and Bogdan ran up and kissed this lady. Then I essentially said 'say what in Russian if you want to marry my friend' in German. She said 'what?' and we ran away." That was definitely the craziest, though Nikolai said it with a completely straight face.