"Weeeelcome everyone to our couples game show! I'm Marty McMackeluffin here with-"
Damian started to burst with laughter, interrupting Marty in the middle of his sentence. Red glanced at him nervously.
"Dude!" Red hissed, his eyes darting around, "Shut up!"
"M-Marty," He gasped in air, "McMackelmuffin! That's rich!"
"Ahem?" Marty glared at Damian. Damian stopped laughing and cleared his throat looking the other way, still smiling like a maniac.
"Aaanyways," He continued, straightning his tie, "I'm here with the twin brothers, Damian and Red. So, Damian," He glared at Damian at the mention of his name, "Our first question is... would your partner, Red, rather read a dystopian sci-fi, or a mystery thriller?"
Damian scratched his head, "Red doesn't read but... I'd go with a myster thriller."
Glancing at Damian, Marty turned to the screen, "Lets see if he is correct!" The screen buzzed for a moment and then clicked to a video of a nervous Red.
"Uh, I-I don't know. I've never read either but... I guess a mystery thriller?" Reds pre-recorded self answered. Marty turned the screen off.
"He is correct! One point for Red and his partner!"
Damian huffed at his refusal to say his name.
"Let's continue with Red," Marty smiled.
"Oh boy..." Red replied, not at all looking very excited.
"Red, would your partner here choose to go ziplining or indoor skydiving?"
Red let out a sigh of relief, "I thought it was going to be something supper hard. Ziplining for sure."
"Lets see if that really was easy," Marty responded, turning back to the screen. This time Damian showed up on the pre-recording.
"Oh ziplining for sure! I mean I can go skydiving anytime I want to, but ziplining is something totally new!"
Marty turned the video off, "Looks like he's right! Another point for Red and his partner!"
"I have a name you know!" Damian snapped. Marty ignored him and continued on, "And now a word from our sponser, Nimzacon Soda!"
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