First off, what's your name? - Aster Hemingway
How old are you? - 25
Describe yourself. - sarcastic, hardworking, makes up excuses for things I know I want to do but don't want to at the same time
Alright, what would you do if you saw someone drop a hundred dollar bill on the floor? - I'd probably just shrug and pick it up. Maybe I'd give it back. Maybe.
What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse? - I'd laugh my head off, because I'd know it wasn't real.
What would you do if you ruled the world? - I'd make Valentine's Day a special holiday that we all got off; it has special meaning to me
What would you do if your best male friend said he was in love with you? - Well... considering that's kind of what happened with me... I started making excuses why I didn't love him and then just let him capture my heart slowly
What would you do if your best female friend said she was in love with you? - I'd laugh, because it would have to be a joke
What would you do if you had to get married? Right now. To anyone you know. - Ummm... I would willingly marry my best buddy Joshua, because he's the one and only guy I'll ever love
What would you do if you someone handed you a baby? - First, I'd not know what to do. Then, I'd get attached and not want to let go.
What would you do if you woke up to find a stranger in your house? - Scream and do my world famous karate chop to get them out.
What would you do if you if you saw someone being mugged? - Shout, "Hey, cut that out!" and start pounding the mugger with my purse
What would you do if your best male friend asked you to rob a bank? - Despite the fact that I love him, I'd say, "Josh, are you crazy? I ain't doin' that for nothin', so don't even think about it!"
What would you do if your best female friend asked you to move in with them (if you live with them, use your second best female friend)? - I'd say, "Sorry. I'm marrying Josh soon."
What would you do if someone killed your best friend, and you knew who they were and where they are? - In the middle of the night, I'd do a sneak attack on them with the police
What would you do if an alien asked you to help save their planet? - I'd give him my famous Hemingway look and say "Boo! Get outta here. You don't exist."
What would you do if you were alive 100 years ago? - I'd root for the army
How about 1,000 years ago? - I would sit around being proper, since that's all I could do
10,000 years ago? - Well... I'd fly on a spaceship to Mars and set up a colony there... No duh! I'd be gathering berries.
What would you do if you found a magic genie lamp? - I'd start singing "Oh, You never had a friend like me!" from Aladdin
Oh, yes, the past CAN hurt. BUT, the way I see it... you can either RUN from it... or... LEARN from it. ~RAFIKI, The Lion King
Formerly NamesAreAwesome, NAA, Edith Therese, and Annie-JoJo