'Twas July, I presume? Trapped in what (guess what, more of Pterry's puns) Sergeant Colon persists in referring to as an "imp arse"?
And, I only chose sea salt ice cream myself because that's the one I haven't had, besides the octopus. My mum had roast octopus once, but she said it was stringy, so I didn't eat it myself. Frogs taste like chicken, more or less. Rice tea isn't that bad, but I prefer normal tea.
LaRe An omnivorous reader with a strangely retentive memory for trifles.