Let's pretend you're a young writer given to melodramatic fanfics. With that in mind, write a cheesy romance fic (in the style of those infamous Harlequin novels) starring July and Lorenzo. Bonus points for mentioning a baby, enormous wealth, expensive attire, or all three. Extra bonus points if you slip in a reference to... The Divine Comedy, because I'm feeling ironic.
LaRe An omnivorous reader with a strangely retentive memory for trifles.