|Subject:||Re: Tooting came from behind the door|
|Author:||Billina (Authenticated as Billina)|
|Date:||September 22, 2012 at 7:53:47 AM|
|Reply to:||Re: Tooting came from behind the door by klundtacular|
I rolled my eyes as far back as they could go.
"Look," I said. "I don't know what kind of show this is, but my studio scheduled me an appointment with a psychiatrist . What's going on here?" Just then, I sneezed. The dog hair was getting to me.
"Do you have a handkerchief?" I reluctantly asked the doctor. I hated asking this nutjob for any kind of help, but I was desperate. My nose was dripping wet.
"An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way."
"And by the way, dearie, your punctuation sucks canal water!"
-The ghost of Vivian Vance
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