|Subject:||Re: Tooting came from behind the door|
|Author:||Billina (Authenticated as Billina)|
|Date:||September 22, 2012 at 10:01:02 PM|
|Reply to:||Re: Tooting came from behind the door by klundtacular|
"Get that damn mutt out of my FACE!" I shout. "What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have a screw loose, or something?"
He looks confused, like he honestly can't figure out why I am angry. Frustrated, I wipe my nose on his white coat.
"There!" I say. "That's what you get for being such a damn clown!"
"An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way."
"And by the way, dearie, your punctuation sucks canal water!"
-The ghost of Vivian Vance
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