I don't think it's usable, sorry. Maybe if you could magically transport your Daria
to adulthood...but I don't think it would be kind to expect a person to go through childhood with this name. I have a 5 year old, and have 8 nieces and nephews under the age of 12, so I know lots of kids, and I have to say, potty humor is big amongst the littles, and I have no doubt they would have a field day with this. Sure, "kids can find a away to make fun of any name"...it's true, but you probably still wouldn't name your child Princess
Poopypants, right ;) Heck
, the Maria
I went to school with got "Maria
Diarrhea" and that was more of a stretch than this. Adults aren't a good group to ask this question, unless they have or are surrounded by children on a regular basis, b/c our minds just don't think like theirs. Trust me, in the run of a day I have to say "no potty talk!" more times than I care to admit. It will be an issue. But, if you think a little (or you know, constant,) teasing throughout the formative years builds character, than by all means, this might not be a concern. Myself, I try to avoid names that invite the teasing... make the little buggers work to come up with teasing nicknames, I say ;p
Listen to Mustn'ts, child, listen to the Don'ts.
Listen to the Shouldn'ts, the Impossibles, the Won'ts.
Listen to the Never Haves, then listen close to me.
Anything can happen, child, Anything can be.