I know a Melissa
who's about eight or nine. Or rather, I know her mother, I haven't met Melissa
I don't care for my first name, Starla
, because it's got a very cheap tacky vibe to it. Nobody seems to know of an actual Starla
to base the downmarket image on, but that image seems to be very prevalent. My mother doesn't know where she got it; she said once she thinks she may have heard it on TV but she doesn't know for sure and can't remember any details.
My middle name is Roxanne
. I like it better than Starla
but it's definitely not a favorite. My mother got that one from the Police song.