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Buck Edward - Buck just makes me think of 'Stag' or 'Stud'. It's just not a good name at all.
Cutter (m) - Did they name his brothers Slasher and Stabber? Or did they just go for Wood?
Billie Jade (f) - I don't know why this strikes me as trashy, but it does. I mean, it's better than a lot of names on this list.
Tristan Shai (m) - I quite like Tristan, but this name feels mismatched.
Noah Landyn (m) - What the fudge is Landyn? London with an accent? Landing?
Linkyn (m) - Ahahahahaha. They missed a trick, they should have spelled it Linkin. That kid is gonna have people following him around singing Linkin Park songs when he gets older.
River Layne (?) - Sounds like a quaint house 'name', like Shangri-La or The Shambles.
Heavenly Angel (f) - I don't know what's sadder, if this was a poorly chosen name for a baby who didn't make it, or if she's still alive and just has one hell of a weird choice of name?
Glenn Morris (m) - God, this sounds like an old man's name.
Summer Angel (f) - Again with the Angel!
Tianya Madora (f) - Heh.
Hunter Christian (m) - 'Hunter Christian is.... The Christian Hunter! Ever since his parents were killed by a roaving pack of feral nuns, he's been driven by a deadly bloodlust... for revenge!' Hell, I'd watch it.
Sonique (f) - Heheh! Wasn't this the name of some washed up pop-star/tv celeb/pop act?
Adalia Rose - Compared to the rest, this is okay. I don't like it, but it's okay.
Linnea Elizabeth - Safe but pretty.
Neveah Eve - People are still using Neveah? Still?!
Temperance Karol - Temperence is kind of cool in a clunky, uncool way. I think Karol is all masculine, compared to Carol.
Chasity Lynn - Awful. Sorry, but Chastity is easily my least favourite virtue name.
Crystalyia Nadyia - hilarious.
Esau - I wouldn't use it, but it's interesting.
Jeremiah & Josiah & Miriam & Lilyann & Phoebe - I like Miriam, but these names feel really mismatched as a sibset.
Miracle Rodnai (f) - Ahahahaha! Is that meant to be 'Rodney'?!
Alex Wilberto - Wilberto made me giggle. It's odd.
Damonic Antonio - Haha, why not go the whole way and name him Demonic?
Torrance Lavoise Dion Nero - Ah, obviously named after Jack Torrance from The Shining, Celine Dion, the Roman Emperor Nero, and some other bloke... no, seriously, these are some odd name choices to throw together. I think it's the Nero at the end that throws me off.
Iona Camilla - Pretty, not my style but pretty.
Lilly Mae - Boring. A super-beige name.
Dmitri Alexander - Nice!
Coraline - Trendy, but I like it.
Ruby Jordan (f) - I hate Ruby an insane amount for no real reason, and Jordan is trashy for very obvious reasons (if you live in the UK).
Janay Desiraev - Hah! Nooooo...
Isobel Arjana - Isobel is slowly growing on me, but at the end of the day it's just Isabel/Isabelle trying to look different and edgier.
Angel Blessing (m) - Bleaugh. Seriously, he might be your little angel, your little blessing, but what the hell's wrong with naming him Sam?
Magic (m) - Hilarious.
Esme (f) - I want to like Esme / Esmee, but something keeps putting me off it.
Mark Chapman - Wut. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Chapman. That's all I'll say. Maybe his parents -reallly- like cricket or -reaaaallly- hate John Lennon.
Angel Rose / Heavenly Rose - Ew. This Angel/Heavenly crud is really getting on my wick now.
Zahra Belle - Zahra's very pretty. Belle is not as cool.
Brynlee Olive - Makes me think of olives in brine. Yum. I mean... er... not a good name choice.
Taniwxelexsuaipi (m) - No idea how to say this. Do you know what language it is? Anyway, if it's in an English speaking country, maybe best as a middle name.
Miiche Piinor (f) - Ditto.
Thomas Truck - HAaaaa! As opposed to Thomas The-Tank-Engine? Or Thomas Tank?