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Patrick: I had a good friend named Patrick growing up, so I think of him. He was a dorky kid who was very Milhouse-y.
Neo: Reminds me of "The Matrix" movies, and I hate "The Matrix" movies. I'm glad I got that off my chest...feels like I've been holding it in since 1999.
Anthony: Slimy sort of name. Bad association, so I can't like it.
Ewan: Don't like the sound of it, but I like that it reminds me of Ewan McGregor, one of my favorite actors.
Honorata: I prefer Honor.
Tilly: Too old lady for me.
Raphael: Eh. It doesn't impress me much. Tries too hard.
Mikhail: ...Gorbachev.
Bailey: Meh...who cares? It just blends right in with the wall.
Clemmy: Short for Clementine? Sounds like "clammy". No, thank you.
Solly: Sally is worlds better.
Cecelia: Don't like this spelling. Prefer Cecilia.
Gia: I like this, and I wish I saw it more often. It's cute, but also sexy enough for a grown woman.
Niamh: Does nothing for me.
Oscar: Sick of hearing it. It's ugly.
Felix: Of course Felix was going to follow Oscar. It's slightly better, but it's fussy and lame.
Alfie: Tired of this one, too. It's so juvenile.
Lewis: Nice. Louis is nice, too.
Ben: Love it. Ben/Benjamin is one of my favorite names.
Archie: It's cool, in a hipster sort of way.
Elbie: Elbow.
Damian: I like it, and I don't care about "The Omen". It's a handsome name.
Albie: Better than Elbie. Kind of cute.

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"An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way." -Charles Bukowski