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Thaddeus: It's okay, but it's heavy. And it "thuds", like a dinosaur butt.
Maximilian: I prefer Maxwell.
Emmett: Brown. Dr. Emmett Brown.
Leopold: I've been reading about Queen Victoria, so it reminds me of her son, Leopold. Poor bastard.
Maxwell: Speak of the devil...
Marlin: Not my thang.
Linus: Ditto. Blanket, thumb-sucking, can't take it seriously.
Orville: Wright. Redenbacher. Old dork with a bowtie.
Basil: I can't like this one. I try, but we're just not a good fit. Maybe Basil is a Capricorn? IDK.
Milton: I had a great uncle Milton, who went by Milt. Such an old guy kind of nickname.
Julian: Handsome enough. Nothing special.
Walter: Dorky and lame and kill it with fire.
Jeremias: Eh? Do not like.
Jediah: Same.
Gilbert: NOOOOOOOO.
Franklin: I actually really like this one. Frank/Frankie is adorable.
Gregory/Gregor: It's okay. Nothing to write home about. Gregor = Gregor Samsa. Ew.

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