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"Alien father returns to Earth to take child back to home planet"
Incase the weird guy ever shows up again, you could try to scare him by going on about how the baby's father, (insert alien space name), has been trying to contact you and how he wants to take the baby back to (insert planet). Then, in the middle of the conversation, pretend to "hear" the "alien father" calling you. If that doesn't scare him away-and it might not from the sound of him- tell him bluntly you just don't like him. Or maybe you should try that first?
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Just scream at the guy: "OH MY GAWD! I'M ABOUT TO SPAWN! RIGHT NOW! QUICK -- OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO RECEIVE MY PROJECTILE FETUS!":)
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