Yeah, it was difficult, Phyllis. To make a long story short, this chick had ripped off Mike C. NOBODY messes with the friends of Satan Herself, lemme tell you. Luckily for the chick-with-the-deathwish that her stuff was deleted by the webmaster of the site when Mike C. politely brought it to the webmaster's attention.
I'm still not entirely convinced that may have been enough, though. But if Mike's cool with it, then I'm letting it go.