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"Lay-laps"
"Under the circumstances I can imagine Nanea singing to her new MinPin the Eric Clapton tune 'Laelaps, you got me on my knees...'"What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's giving you chewsome cowhide?
You've been running and hiding much too long,
Lost, stolen, abandoned, maybe Shanghaied?Laelaps, you got me on my knees,
Laelaps, don't give me any fleas,
Laelaps, darling, stop licking your behind.I tried to give you consolation
When they found you in Brooklyn town,
Like a fool, I fell in love with you,
Turned my whole world upside-down.Laelaps, you got me on my knees,
Laelaps, don't give me any fleas,
Laelaps, darling, stop licking your behind.So make the best of the situation
And in my care you shall remain,
So long as you're house-broken and
Don't, on my carpet, leave a stain.Laelaps, you got me on my knees,
Laelaps, don't give me any fleas,
Laelaps, darling, stop licking your behind.-- Nanaea
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You are pure unadulterated genius :)))
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I ain't no jean'yus! I just write stoopid lyrics! :)-- Nanaea
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