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ArchivesUnisex names bite. "Micah" is and always has been a MALE name. Let's get over the weewee envy, girls. nt
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I agree with Davidh about Micah being a boy's name. However, regarding weewee envy...
As a character says in the upcoming play I'll be in says:
"My boyfriend Eddie says that all women have penis envy. I do not have penis envy. I can have a penis whenever I want to. And when I'm done with it, I'm done. Bye-bye. And I can have another penis. A different penis. With a man, he can only have one, the same old, same old penis. So, what's to envy? I don't get it."
Andrea
As a character says in the upcoming play I'll be in says:
"My boyfriend Eddie says that all women have penis envy. I do not have penis envy. I can have a penis whenever I want to. And when I'm done with it, I'm done. Bye-bye. And I can have another penis. A different penis. With a man, he can only have one, the same old, same old penis. So, what's to envy? I don't get it."
Andrea
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I am laughing my butt off. I can't believe that a man would think we would want someting swing in between our legs when we walk.Can you just imagine the feeling. Yuk. I agree we can have a penis when we want and then we can look for and get a better one if we don't like the one we have. Andrea, you are a hoot.
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"Penis envy" is definitely a male malady because...
...while we are all familiar with the insecurities of some males who sneak locker-room peeks at their peers to see who has the biggest "tool"...
I have yet to hear of any woman who gives a furk whether another woman has a bigger clitoris than she has.
-- Nanaea
...while we are all familiar with the insecurities of some males who sneak locker-room peeks at their peers to see who has the biggest "tool"...
I have yet to hear of any woman who gives a furk whether another woman has a bigger clitoris than she has.
-- Nanaea
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Umm...
Maybe not down there, but try looking a bit... higher?
Maybe not down there, but try looking a bit... higher?
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Are you referring to breasts?
Interesting that it's men -- not women -- who have turned human female mammary glands into objects of sexual tit-ulation.
-- Nanaea
Interesting that it's men -- not women -- who have turned human female mammary glands into objects of sexual tit-ulation.
-- Nanaea
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>Are you referring to breasts?
>Interesting that it's men -- not women -- who have turned human female mammary glands into objects of sexual tit-ulation.
(Note: the "see" key is not working on this keyboard, sorry... or the "egks" key, for that matter... so the spelling will be funny.)
Interesting, but not wholly unekspekted, sinse "sosiety" was dominated by males for a very long time...
>Interesting that it's men -- not women -- who have turned human female mammary glands into objects of sexual tit-ulation.
(Note: the "see" key is not working on this keyboard, sorry... or the "egks" key, for that matter... so the spelling will be funny.)
Interesting, but not wholly unekspekted, sinse "sosiety" was dominated by males for a very long time...
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The Anagram Oracle once again has the final word :P
"My clitoris is bigger than yours" =
-- Grouchier itsy-bitsy girl moans
-- Slushier tiny orgasmic bigotry
-- Slouchier, grim, itsy-bitsy organ
-- Bright, orgasmic, seriously tiny!
"My clitoris is bigger than yours" =
-- Grouchier itsy-bitsy girl moans
-- Slushier tiny orgasmic bigotry
-- Slouchier, grim, itsy-bitsy organ
-- Bright, orgasmic, seriously tiny!
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Please allow me to dedicate this song to you :)
http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl2/full.cgi?penisong.wav
http://www.montypython.net/cgi-bin/dl2/full.cgi?penisong.wav
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Sigmund Freud's theme song.
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