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Hey Nan, listen, do you have time to pick up some flamelogs for the holiday party next week? I'm all tied up with this goat sacrifice thing, and I just can't do it all myself. It would be a big help! Thanks. n/t
~Andrea, who's hoping the two menses are careful when carrying the alter into the clearing...~
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Can't go, Andrea. Due to severe dyslexia, I think I may have sold my soul to Santa instead... :-(
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Oh, Damn! I mean-- Darn! Well, hope to see you at the next Gathering.:P
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Santa's good. At least it means lots of gifts(giggle)
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Noooo! You know why Santa's so fat? It's from EATING the ponies that little girls wish for every Christmas.
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I thought that was what he kept all those chubby little elves for.
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That too! Mrs. Claus makes the BEST elf-buttocks pies!
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