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Subject: Esperanto, move over... Here comes REDNECK!
Author: Nanaea   (Authenticated as Nanaea)
Date: February 5, 2001 at 12:09:36 AM
Reply to: Re: Vabbit? by PriaposLovs
Ran this old posting of Daividh's through the "Redneck" version of that dialect site:


Message: "A Gatherin' of Nobel Laureates, Wal-Mart Style"


Posted by: Daividh (205.204.186.162)
Date an' time: January 15, 2001 at 4:00:58 PM
Most of th' time I'd rather haf a root kinal than hoof it into Wal-Mart. But today Wal-Mart corntained th' only branch of our bank thet was open in th' county, on account o' of th' MLK holiday.

While thar ah picked up some items an' got into line behind two of th' local intellyjuntsia (redneck style). This hyar is th' gist of th' convahsashun ah ovahheard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Th' names used is accurate eff'n th' dialogue is only approximate:

"Ah tried t'go th' post office today an' it was closed fo' thet Mo'ton Luther holiday."

"Yeah man, pain in th' booty when ya need stamps. But thet guy warn't so bad, cuss it all t' tarnation. At least he was fer peace an' stuff."

"Ya know, it'd've been diffrunt eff'n thet James Earl Jones guy had shot Revahend Jesse James instead, cuss it all t' tarnation. He was wif Mo'ton Luther thet day. Thet Jesse James guy kin't keep his nose outta other varmints's bidness."

Convinced I'd incountered mah intelleckual betters an' silently laughin' mah booty off, ah quickly sought t'other line.

Welcome t'Kintuckie...

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I'm laffin' mah booty off, too! P.L.'s found us a new toy! Wheeeeeee! :D

-- Nanaea

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