I don't offend that easily, Liberty. :) I see your point -- similar sounding names can be somewhat confusing, same as dressing up twins alike.
But then, I LIKE confusion! And pandemonium! And general mayhem! :)And twins that are dressed disturbingly alike and make people feel uncomfortable because people can't tell them apart just absolutely charm me.
I also get very enthused whenever I read in my newspaper about some new development involving cloning.