Have to admit I gave some thought to doing something similar or worse. Nan seems entirely too mellow and content on that board.
Unfortunately, the site in question is a registration-only board, and you have to be vetted by the webmaster to get on (kill your neighbor's black goat with your teeth and send in the body, or something...).
Some silly concern about hatemongers and shrill religious fanatic types muddying the message threads. Can't say I blame the Demonics, after all.