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Re: Hmm...
> how do you get in the Muslim paradise? It sounds really appealing =o)There are three ways to get to Muslim paradise, and I list them in order of increasing attractiveness:
1. To die for Islam in a religious war. Paradise is guaranteed! Ouch, this is not my cup of tea...
2. To lead the life of a virtuous and good Muslim. Boring, but least your head remains attached to your body. Not too different a lifestyle from being a good Christian or Jew, "burka" notwithstanding.
3. Now here is my favorite catch: If as a Muslim you manage to convert at least *one* person to Islam, you are granted the bonus of having *all* your earthy sins forgiven *and* win a place in paradise to boot! In other words a life *and* an afterlife of fun and naughtiness are guaranteed! Oh yes, if I were to ever become a religious fanatic, Islam would be my first choice -- purely on the basis of option # 3 :)))
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Thanks Pavlos! It looks like you have thought about that too. If I convert to Islam, do you mind converting under my influence ;) n/t?
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Only if you promise to (ahem!) cook for me in paradise :P
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Sure, if you promise to eat it ;) (do you think they have smoke detectors there?)
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Consider it a deal! I'll figure a way to deactivate the smoke detectors :P
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:o)
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