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LET'S TAKE THE "EBONY AND IVORY/??????????/CAREN100/JAMAICA333" QUIZ!
LET'S TAKE THE "EBONY AND IVORY/??????????/CAREN100/JAMAICA333" QUIZ!The reason why Ebony and Ivory, etc., uses so many different screen names is because:
A. She's a typical troll who can't remember which persona she's currently logged on as.
B. She's a typical troll who covers her ass by assuming different aliases.
C. She suffers from multiple personality disorder.
D. All of the above."I know I can be a very nice person but sometimes I just let my emotions get the best of me!" Nice Person Ebony and Ivory just lets her emotions get the best of her because:
A. It's so darn HARD for her to control the emotions of all those little voices in her head.
B. It's so darn HARD for her to be nice when she constantly finds herself surrounded by nasty, racist KKKers who use bad words like "chessboard".
C. It's so darn HARD for her to think rationally.
D. Ebony and Ivory is just a very sensitive person who is deeply moved by bad Paul McCartney lyrics.Ebony and Ivory is touchy about the use of the word "chessboard" because:
A. She was traumatized as a child when Bobby Fisher smacked her over the head with a chessboard.
B. She grew up in a rough, middle-class suburban neighborhood, where calling somebody a "chessboard" was "fightin' words".
C. In her delusional, paranoid mind, she sees checkerboard patterns EVERYWHERE.
D. She actually misread that word and thought it said "cheeseboard", which describes the politically correct message boards she's accustomed to hanging out at.The only reason why Ebony and Ivory apologized for her stupidity is because:
A. Pavlos scared the piss out of her when she realized she'd been caught out by her ISP numbers.
B. Pavlos scared the piss out of her when he informed her that she had insulted the board owner's mother.
C. She has learned that apologizing is the best way to cover her ass after she's been caught.
D. All of the aboveEbony and Ivory originally came to this board looking for "black and white" names because:
A. She has a bi-racial baby that she doesn't want to name "Tawanna" or "Queenisha".
B. She heard that Daividh was here and, knowing how sensitive Daividh is to trailer park moms looking for unique names for their spawn, she hoped he might offer some suggestions.
C. She works in a bakery, imagining that the pastries are her "little friends". She needed to name the black-and-white cookies so that she could properly eulogize them after they've been eaten. (I told you she was sensitive.)
D. She has been obsessively stalking Paul McCartney and is hoping to impress him by writing additional bad lyrics for "Ebony and Ivory".Ebony and Ivory believes that she "won" some kind of "game" because:
A. People gave her the "black and white" names she came for, anyway. SO THERE!
B. She has effectively educated y'all about the inappropriateness of calling somebody a "chessboard". SO THERE!
C. At least SHE apologized, which is more than Nanaea did! SO THERE!
D. She'll be back again in a few minutes (under another alias, probably) to get the last word in. SO THERE!-- Nanaea
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A perfect exorcism, and comic relief to boot... :)
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One exorcism, delivered with flowers to you, m'lady. :) And I see that Mike neatly dispatched the troll. High fives to everyone else here -- especially Pavlos. :)NO ONE gets away with treating you that way. You're the sweetheart of this board, Barb. :)-- Nanaea
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Great stuff, vintage Nanaea :)I reluctantly accepted IVORY/??????????/CAREN100/JAMAICA333's apology -- hoping that she would go away and leave us in peace -- 'though I am convinced that her apologies were driven by fear, as you mention in your quiz. Game Theory 101.Of course she more gall than a 1000 chimps to suggest that Barb had reason to apologize to her. Thats called blaming the victim.Anyway, IVORY/??????????/CAREN100/JAMAICA333 please go away...and shut teh door tight.
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LOL! Even tho Caren199 didn't come here asking for a trailer park baby name, I've gone ahead and entered her in the Grand Prize drawing for a free month's lot rental and an '83 Camaro...
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Heck, she also won 2nd 'n' third place: a trip to Atlantic City and a one-year subscription to Easy Rider magazine :P
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What? No prize "Toy Yoda"? Which brings to mind......that posting Daividh did a couple years back, about the Hooters waitress who thought she was getting a prize Toyota, but instead got a prize "toy Yoda".http://www.behindthename.com/wwwboardarc/messages/11063.htmlUh-oh. I see a lot of "bad words" in that thread.Sure hope that Raindancing isn't peeking again. She might have apoplexy.-- Nanaea
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Some months later I read that a judge had ordered Hooters to give her the dang Toyota...a clear example of "American justice", from those same great folks who brought you "reliable CIA intelligence".
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The reason why Ebony and Ivory, etc., uses so many different screen names is because:
B. She's a typical troll who covers her ass by assuming different aliases.
"I know I can be a very nice person but sometimes I just let my emotions get the best of me!" Nice Person Ebony and Ivory just lets her emotions get the best of her because:
D. Ebony and Ivory is just a very sensitive person who is deeply moved by bad Paul McCartney lyrics.Ebony and Ivory is touchy about the use of the word "chessboard" because:
A. She was traumatized as a child when Bobby Fisher smacked her over the head with a chessboard.The only reason why Ebony and Ivory apologized for her stupidity is because:
A. Pavlos scared the piss out of her when she realized she'd been caught out by her ISP numbers.
B. Pavlos scared the piss out of her when he informed her that she had insulted the board owner's mother.
C. She has learned that apologizing is the best way to cover her ass after she's been caught.
------D. All of the aboveEbony and Ivory originally came to this board looking for "black and white" names because:
D. She has been obsessively stalking Paul McCartney and is hoping to impress him by writing additional bad lyrics for "Ebony and Ivory".Ebony and Ivory believes that she "won" some kind of "game" because:
D. She'll be back again in a few minutes (under another alias, probably) to get the last word in. SO THERE!
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Her Sataness strikes again! *giggles*
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HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :oDPlease, make this one a new post and let's analize the disfunctionality of character, I beg you!! (I want to play!!)PS. to Evnony & Ivory: shoosh child! say no more...
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