I respect your feelings on the subject of Rasputin, but I just can't get over three *major* facts about the guy:
1. He NEVER bathed, and his picture kinda showed it. 2. The main attribute he had (besides his *tradition*) was mesmerizing eyes (which he used to get *willing* females to use his *tradition* on during orgies). 3. I sat next to a guy who looked (and smelled) like Rasputin in high school. Give me one Tom Baker look-alike (after a bath or shower) instead, plz.
On the third note, I'll always remember the lice he brought into school. The only ones I didn't catch from him were crab lice. I wonder if he ever learned how to take a bath after we graduated. Hopefully still cool in your opinion despite this one point of disagreement [ :) ]