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I fear that Elaine will probably never divulge her first name to us. Since we are all interested in the ultimate source of Elaine's unhappy life, let us attempt to deduce it!

With the help of the Anagram Oracle, and assuming that she saw born in the South during the mid-war era, here are some plausible possibilities:

Armadilla Elaine: I am all alien, dear
Attaresta Elaine: Neat rat-tail ease
Cementa Elaine: Neat lice enema
Chlorine Elaine: In lonelier ache
Coita Elaine: Eat a nice oil
Gloriola Elaine: A loonie ill rage
Hygiene Elaine: Hyena genie lie
Iceyphobia Elaine: I piece honey labia
Kewpie Elaine: In apelike ewe
Kiwanis Elaine: Like Asian wine
Larceny Elaine: Carnal eye-line
Dinette Elaine: Inane! Delete it!
Livera Elaine: Eerie vanilla
Lush Elaine: Senile haul
Navelle Elaine: Leave ale, Lenin
Ova Elaine: I, on a leave
Pencilla Elaine: Penile alliance
Phalla Elaine: Hell! I anal ape
Flouzelle Elaine: Foul Lezlie Elena
Gazelle Elaine: Alien zeal glee
Glanda Elaine: Die anal angel
Satyra Elaine: I a neat slayer
Twitty Elaine: Teeny tit wail
Ureatha Elaine: I a laureate hen
Vasoline Elaine: Evil alien on sea

Please feel free to contribute to this quest :)

• My daughter's unique name.. - Jessa  Apr 6 2001, 9:57:14 AM
  • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Maggie  Apr 12 2001, 8:39:18 AM
    • I wish Norah was here... - Nanaea  Apr 12 2001, 10:39:21 AM
  • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Elaine  Apr 9 2001, 6:14:36 AM
    • Find Elaine's first name Contest - PriaposLovs  Apr 9 2001, 8:01:38 AM
      • Ooo, you got her going with that one, PriaposLov! - Nanaea  Apr 9 2001, 8:23:55 AM
  • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Elaine  Apr 8 2001, 6:32:10 PM
    • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - PriaposLovs  Apr 9 2001, 4:11:11 AM
      • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Nanaea  Apr 9 2001, 4:17:44 AM
        • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Daividh  Apr 9 2001, 6:39:31 PM
  • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Daividh  Apr 8 2001, 1:04:19 PM
  • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Sabine  Apr 8 2001, 6:57:30 AM
  • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Sabine  Apr 8 2001, 6:53:52 AM
  • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Sabine  Apr 8 2001, 6:27:26 AM
    • :)))) (n/t) - PriaposLovs  Apr 10 2001, 1:33:49 AM
    • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Phyllis  Apr 9 2001, 11:14:53 AM
    • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Daividh  Apr 8 2001, 1:13:07 PM
    • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Nanaea  Apr 8 2001, 7:11:38 AM
  • Let's take the "WHAT IS ELAINE'S PROBLEM?" Quiz! - Nanaea  Apr 7 2001, 3:53:09 PM
    • On Mike-C, did yor *have* to delete Elaine's relpy to Nanaea? I feel I missed a lot of good laughs :( - PriaposLovs  Apr 9 2001, 2:36:41 AM
    • Thank you thank you thank you Nanaea... - PriaposLovs  Apr 9 2001, 2:34:51 AM
    • Re: Let's take the "WHAT IS ELAINE'S PROBLEM?" Quiz! - Elaine  Apr 8 2001, 9:27:54 PM
      • Oh, Elaine, Elaine, you never learn... - Nanaea  Apr 9 2001, 3:45:52 AM
        • Re: Oh, Elaine, Elaine, you never learn... - Elaine  Apr 9 2001, 5:54:18 AM
          • Re: Oh, Elaine, Elaine, you never learn... - Phyllis  Apr 11 2001, 9:46:26 AM
        • Re: Oh, ElaiI retract my complaint to Mike C for deleting the message! - PriaposLovs  Apr 9 2001, 4:25:55 AM
        • Hint for Elaine: Listen to "Sympathy for the Devil" a couple of times before addressisng Nanaea again , hehe (n/t) - PriaposLovs  Apr 9 2001, 3:53:13 AM
    • If You'll Forgive My Dealing In Superlatives... - Daividh  Apr 8 2001, 1:34:40 AM
    • ROTFLMAO! - Daividh  Apr 8 2001, 1:29:01 AM
  • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Elaine  Apr 6 2001, 2:18:02 PM
    • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - PriaposLovs  Apr 9 2001, 3:39:58 AM
      • LMAO! (n/t) - Nanaea  Apr 9 2001, 3:54:59 AM
    • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Elaine  Apr 7 2001, 2:26:19 PM
      • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Phyllis  Apr 9 2001, 11:26:35 AM
      • How Rude! - Heaven  Apr 9 2001, 2:07:35 AM
        • Re: How Rude! - Elaine  Apr 9 2001, 5:32:03 AM
      • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Elaine  Apr 7 2001, 3:25:54 PM
    • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Sarahjeanne  Apr 6 2001, 2:36:05 PM
      • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Phyllis  Apr 16 2001, 4:07:32 PM
      • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Nanaea  Apr 6 2001, 3:21:22 PM
  • Re: My daughter's unique name.. - Nanaea  Apr 6 2001, 10:44:55 AM