I'll give her this--she had my 75-year-old Spanish-speaking grandmother(who was visiting yesterday) in hysterics! "Elena Loca" was apparently much more entertaining than the Springeresque daytime talk shows on Telemundo that she normally watches. She kept saying "Viva Nanaea!" after reading her replies:). So, Elaine, I'd have to agree with Nana Josefina(and everyone else) on this one: don't let the puerta smack you on the nalgas on the way out;)!