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Errr...stick to Fallon!
There even is a song written about her:
http://www.montypython.net/scripts/penisong.php3
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ROTFWL! You know, that kinda reminds me of the old Chuck Berry song, "My Ding-a-Ling":When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver-bells hangin' on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-lingMy ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want to play with my ding-a-lingYou know then momma took me to Sunday School
They tried to teach me the Golden Rule
Ev'ry time the choir would sing
I'd take out my ding-a-ling-a-lingAnd then mother took me to Grammar School
But I stopped off in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
Catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling-a-lingOnce I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard, I heard bells ring
But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-lingI remember the girl next door
We used to play house on the kitchen floor
She'd be the queen, I'd be the king
And I'd let her play with my ding-a-ling-a-lingOnce I was swimming 'cross Turtle creek
Man them snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming 'cross that thing
With both hands holdin' my ding-a-lingGirl downstairs, she's so big and bold
Grandma warned me, she's too old
Used to take me swinging in the schoolyard swing
Swing down and take my ding-a-ling-a-lingThis here song it ain't so sad
The cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling...Your ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling
We saw you playin' with your ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding-a-ling
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too be quite honest this song is very dirty to those who interprit it that way
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