Sweet snowboarding Mother Teresa! Perhaps you should just name the child Patricia Mae (is that one from each side, I hope?) and send flowers to the other two? (And yes, I'm taking the idea of 4 grandmothers completely in stride. I had 5, all gone now, alas!)
Jury-rigging up some grotesque combination of syllables will ultimately satisfy no one.
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