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Re: I finally sold my house today! Thank you,St.Joseph!
For the benefit of you furriners, KY is of course Kentucky (the state whose sole purpose is to make West Virginia look habitable). And you know full well that if I do intend a pun, I won't be subtle about it.Oh, and I just figured out why those boppers like Eminem so much --"melts in your mouth, not in your hand".
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Your local cuisine has recently reached the sunny shores of Greece. Has thoroughly disillusioned local darkies,
nothin gay about KFC with all due respect.
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Sorry, but we'll keep shipping it to points overseas until we can find some group that can choke it down. Outside of the Twister (what in Greek? Twistos? Twistaki?), which is a sort of fried chicken gyro and not half bad, Colonel Food is grim. No wonder it originated in a city called Corbin (French for "raven", the alleged source of the meat).And don't be fooled by the cartoonish depictions at stores and in ads of Col. Sanders as a jovial goateed elf. Reliable sources say he was ill-tempered and swore like a trooper.Around here folks favor something called Lee's Famous Recipe, and it ain't bad for store-bought chicken.
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