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Re: I finally bought my new house today! Thank you Saint Shlomo!
My auntie, Depha Mae Schoenleeg, raises her eyebrow.
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Only because she hasn't met Normal Bob Smith, whose work makes Saint Shlomo (a commendable figure, actually) pale by comparison.
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Trying to sell my jalopy...Help me St BernardTried appealing to St. Shlomo for help, but he charges a prohibitive commission and finders fee.
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It's best to approach him initially through his brother, Saint Seymour.
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