Mister Magoo's day at behindthename.com or A hopeless case story:
Act 1 scene 1
*Mister Magoo enters the site*
I sure wonder what Waldo
's name means.
Alas the letters are so small but I will give it a try.
search for names
search in meanings
search in description
Oh dear, his name is Waldo
name is not "names", "meanings" or "description" and I who thought this site held many names, yet it holds only three!
yes that must be the one. While the simple search only holds three names the advanced search must hold more.
*pushes the advanced search link*
Hmm... it looks exactly the same to me except for some odd noselike signs drawn infront of the three seachable names. Odd...
Find names in any gender
is a boy and not any gender so that cannot be it.
and or? nahhh
Suppress duplicates and headings
Opppress! oppress! never in my life! That I am certainly not going to push.
Ahh of course! silly me! it has been there all the time.
Had I just pushed that large grey button named "Search" a long time ago he he.
*pushes the search button*
Eh? what is the mater with this thing?
It is broken that is what it is.
Oh my little eye does spy a messageboard link.
*clicks the messeage board link*
Ahh yes. Let us see now.
*posts on the message board*
"This is surely the worst name site I have ever visited and you people call yourself Big Kahunas! You could at least call yourself Small Kahunas. And by the way tell me what Waldo
means or I will, but taunt you a second time.
A little information on mister magoo:http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/saturday/sa1041.php