A bit late, maybe, but here are mine! As a hint, they're all from comedy films - my favourite ones :)
Number 1:
A: Everyone and their Mums is packing round here!
B: Like who?
C: Farmers
B: Who else?
A: Farmers' Mums
Number 2:
Well, if you can't raise fifty-thousand dollars with an impromptu carwash, I guess it just wasn't in the cards.
Number 3:
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.
Number 4:
Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?
Number 5:
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.
Number 6:
A: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
B: They were
cones!
Number 7:
I've been going crazy. I can't stop thinking about you, and thinking about what an idiot I've been. Christ, is that blue soup?
Number 8:
No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
**Emma**
http://www.behindthename.com/pnl/54547Favourites: Eve, Alice, Norah, Isla // George, Charlie, Arthur, Oscar