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I prefer Fiona, which seems livelier and spunkier. I'd love to say it doesn't have the pronunciation issues of Viola, but I met a baby one whose parents called her fie-o-na instead of fee-o-na, and it quite disconcerted me.

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Viola. Musical instrument; sounds like a chainstore cosmetic, perhaps hand lotion or soap. Much nicer than the flabby Violet, though!