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[Facts] reply to insults received from Nanaea on 4th July
Sorry dear I was unwell for a while and have just read the replies to my queries. Thank you to everyone who helped with the pronunciation of the names Elysia, Hayley, etc.
Nanaea, to your condescendant remark regarding the fact that someone typing from Great Britain should have known how to pronunce such names, I would like to point out that everyone in Great Britain is not necessarily British or with English as his/her mother tongue. FYI: I'm French. I could try to be funny and point out that "my name should have indicated so and that if you wish I can give you a few tips on how to pronunce it properly" but you put me off being funny right now and trust me that takes a lot... Also incidently I am NOT in Great Britain but in the United Kingdom (Northern Ireland to be precise), but I guess the nuance will escape you!
To your first outburst, I quote: "Now, do see how I managed to consolidate the answers to most of your postings into a single posting? People do that on message boards, so as not to waste space.
Do you think you could have done the same, with your four separate requests (all within minutes of each other)? I think so." I would like to apologize for having ever shown any interest in this message board and having had the audacity to send more than one message at a time. I will not make these mistakes again and as Anne Robinson would say: "You ARE the weakest link; GOOD bye!"
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Isn't this the title of a Sylvia Plath poem?:p :P :P
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To quote Zelda: "Don't go all thinky on her, Andrea."
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LMBO!!!
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Well, there's no problem with her grammar...:P :P :P :P
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You ARE the weakest catch phrase...GOOD-bye!
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Sabine the Bushsabine \Sab"ine\, n. [F., fr. L. Sabina herba, fr. Sabini the Sabines. Cf. Savin.]
A coniferous shrub (Juniperus Sabina) of Western Asia, occasionally found also in the northern parts of the United States and in British America. It is a compact bush, with dark-colored foliage, and produces small berries having a glaucous bloom. Its bitter, acrid tops are sometimes used in medicine for gout, amenorrh[oe]a, etc.Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary.
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Ah, don't get yer knickers in a twist...Geeze, if you get offended THAT easily, your link's already broken, baby.-- Nanaea
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I'm not wearing any...:)
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Oh wow! That's hot...(more)...no, really, no panties? You're a real sexpot, huh? I'm impressed by your completely wanton behavior. You're one lusty wench. *YAWN* Really. I'm not just being sarcastic because you keep tossing out tired, unsexy clichés. I'm seriously in awe of you, you libertine you.
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LOL! Hey, let's have a party! Sabine can make the clam dip...Someone give her a bucket of sour cream to sit in.
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Bwahaha....that's sick....and funny. Hey, I'm not wearing any panties!
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My nipples are exploding with delight!
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Ha! The ol' exploding nipple routine!
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...guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties
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Great party! How 'bout some Sabine jokes? "What DOES Sabine use her panties for?"...To keep her ankles warm.
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The Anagram Oracle tackles the question: "What DOES Sabine use her panties for?"... (rated NC-17)-- Hot wee-wee piss on Randy Sabian
-- Handy: wee-wee, abortions, an' piss!
-- Abhors passion and tiny wee-wee
-- Randy sabian is not "wee-wee-posh"
-- Wash-and-wear penises obey on it!!
-- She is downbeat on a weary penis!
-- Bonehead penises won stairway!
-- Downbeat penises arise anyhow!
-- Shady sabian wee-wee isn't porno
-- What?! One-eyed sabian now pisser!
-- Randy sabian wee-wee is not posh!
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I'm dying here...LOL.
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Correction: the above are anagrams of "Why does Sabine wear no panties?"
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I "uncensor" you again! LOL!
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You must be waiting for 11-Digit Boy.
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Oh, darn! I was going to say something about 11-Digit---until I saw you beat me to it!...I was going to suggest a set-up.
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It did not take you long to reply.
As I thought: you have nothing else to do than read this message board.
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LMFAO!And what are YOOOOOOOO still doing here?I thought you said "GOOD-bye"! Oooo, that was DRAMATIC! I actually heard a virtual cyber-door slam!But of course, you just had to hang around long enough to see what I might write back to you, seeing as how you knew I was already around from my posting to Tawanda below.I think you're the one with nothing better to do, Sabine.In fact (hee-hee!) I'll be you're still lurking here -- anxiously checking this message board to see if I wrote back to you again.You're not just an overly-sensitive Drama Queen, Sabine (Hey! That rhymes! "Sabine the Drama Queen"!), you're a phony.You're peeking through that virtual cyber-door right now, to see what's going on here.QUICK, SABINE! Make another dramatic exit for us!SABINE: "You ARE the weakest link! GOOD-bye!"STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! SLAAAAAAM!SABINE (back again): "I saaaaaid, 'GOOD-BYE'!"STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! SLAM!SABINE (back again): "Really now! I really MEAN IT NOW!"SLAM!SABINE (one mo' time): "GOOD-BYE"!"SLAM!Ooo, are you really gone now? Heheh, weeeee'll see. ;)-- Nanaea
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They always come back for more, don't they? Ho hum.:)
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