First off, what's your name?
How old are you?
I am fifteen. But I read at Level Fifth Grade and a Half. So I’m a good reader.
There's a thing on my door. It says stuff about me. This is what it says:
Lots of little letters
Diagnosis: Borderline Personality Disorder. Mild Schizophasia. Claustrophobia.
I don't know what all the big words mean. That's what the doctors know about me. The doctors use big words.
Alright, what would you do if you saw someone drop a hundred dollar bill on the floor?
I would pick it up.
What would you do if there was a zombie apocalypse?
I don't know what that is.
What would you do if you ruled the world?
I would get rid of rooms where the walls move. I don't like it when the walls move.
What would you do if your best male friend said he was in love with you?
My best male friend is Michael.
I would say okay, me too.
What would you do if your best female friend said she was in love with you?
That would be the boy from the red room I met. He's my second best friend.
I guess I'd say okay.
What would you do if you had to get married? Right now. To anyone you know.
I would marry Michael.
What would you do if you someone handed you a baby?
Leave it. I can't care for a baby. Someone else would get it. People get babies.
What would you do if you woke up to find a stranger in your house?
I'd say hi. If he was nice I'd let him meet the other people at the hospital. If he was mean I'd attack him.
What would you do if you if you saw someone being mugged?
Tell the doctors.
What would you do if your best male friend asked you to rob a bank?
I'd say okay.
What would you do if your best female friend asked you to move in with them (if you live with them, use your second best female friend)?
I'd say okay. We already live at the same hospital.
What would you do if someone killed your best friend, and you knew who they were and where they are?
I would kill them.
What would you do if an alien asked you to help save their planet?
I'd say okay.
What would you do if you were alive 100 years ago?
Michael says that's 1911. I'd find Michael.
How about 1,000 years ago?
Michael says that 1011. Michael also says they'd put us in an asylum. So I'd run away.
10,000 years ago?
Michael says that's 17989 BC. BC is Before Christ. He was a history guy. I don't know what I'd do.
What would you do if you found a magic genie lamp?
I'd wish for the rooms to stay still, Michael to remember stuff, and Nathanael to start his sentences with whatever letter he wants.*
Michael has amnesia and Nathanael has OCD. The first letters of his sentences have to go in order. (i.e. "Gosh, I didn't see you there. Hi. I'm Nathanael. Just saying hi.").
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