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MALE:

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Alger: Put it in your swimming pool to get rid of the algae.
Beverly: Woman's name. I don't care what it was originally supposed to be, this is all-woman.
Chapman: Last name.
Derek: Always sounded kind of dishonest and sneaky.
Erasmus: Erase him.
Frode: Frozen yogurt treat for LOTR geeks?
Giovanni: All right for an Italian, but even then it seems flashy and flamboyant.
Hazleton: Not a name.
Jude: Hey Jude. Hate it.
Klemens: Looks terrible.
Livingston: Kingston Livingston III on Sesame Street.
Mather: It duthn't mather.
Pratt: Pratt Falls.
Rip: Rest in Peace. Torn.
Seward: The sewer.
Tilford: Yuck.
Velimir: New cellulose-based wrapping material.
Willard: Too redneck to use William.

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FEMALE:

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Alda: Alda good ones are taken.
Bracken: Bracken the law. Sounds like a hacking cough.
Chesleigh: Chesty.
Domitilla: Good served with sour cream and guacamole.
Etheldreda: As if Ethel needed uglifying.
Ivančica: Gag.
Klea: No.
Liya: Because Leah was too popular?
Meiriona: So far you're batting zero.
Nikolina: Nicole will suffice.
Petrina: Uh-ugh.
Sicily: Never liked it. Sissy.
Tristana: Yuck.
Vitomira: Vitamins.
Yvetta: Yuck.