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For the record I don't believe this story at all, mainly because not a single solitary one of these alleged kids was, well, single and solitary.
But, I'll name 87. No middle names though. I'll make it somewhat easier on myself by going in roughly ABC order.

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1. Adam
2. Alexis (f)
3. Allison
4. Allen
5. Amanda
6. Amber
7. Andrew
8 Anthony
9. Angelina
10. April
11. Ashley (f)
12. Autumn
13. Benjamin
14. Bethany
15. Brianna
16. Brittney
17. Candace
18. Carly
19. Charles
20. Cheyenne
21. Christina
22. Cory (m)
23. David
24. Dawn
25. Dennis
26 Diana
27. Dominique
28. Desiree (she and Dominique are twins)
29. Dustin
30 Ellen
31. Gregory
32. Gina
33. Hayley
34. Heather
35. Heidi
36 Holly
37 James
38. Jasmine
39. Jeffrey
40. Jessica
41. Jonathan
42. Joseph
43. Jason
44. Jocelyn
45. Kayla
46. Kimberly
47. Lauren
48. Lisa
49. Mark
50 Michael
51. Maria
52. Melanie
53. Melissa
54. Miles
55. Noah
56. Natalie
57. Noelle
59. Nicholas
60. Owen
61. Paige
62. Pamela
63. Paul
64. Robert
65. Rebecca
66. Russell
67. Ross
68. samuel
69. Sean
70. Spencer (m)
71. Shannon
72. Steven
73. Stephanie (she's SSteven's twin)
74. Summer
75. Suzanne
76. Timothy
77. Thomas
78. Tristan
79. Theodore
80. Tiffany
81. Valerie
82. Vanessa
83. Veronica
84. Victor
85. Wendy
86. Whitney
87. William

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"It's one thing to be open-minded and quite another to be so open-minded your brains fall out."--Dear Abby
"Let other people push you around, and you deserve whatever bad things happen after that."--Lauren Bacall