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You've reawakened many disturbing memories, Nan. I used to awaken with cold sweats wondering just what the nature of the relationship was between those male blue hordes and Smurfette! And since there was a Papa Smurf but no mention of a Mama, where did those lads spring from? And why didn't the very woodland creatures rise up and smite them for the sole purpose of stopping that hellish la-la-lalalala...

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And am I the only one to notice how much Gargamel resembled Pat Buchanan in a dressing gown?

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Yes, there WERE Gargamel and Azrael figures, but for the most part they sold poorly and ended up remaindered at Big Lots. So at least our evil contingent didn't cause so much economic damage after all.

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Now if only I could quit finding New Kids On The Block shoelaces among our moved possessions...