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You mean those annoying calls at work WEREN'T you guys? Oh, crap...how do I explain this to the Marketing VP? (Like every other smokestack in the US right now, we need all the customers we can get...say, Nan: is your library looking to replace its CURRENT 3-ton forklift trucks?)
@@@@ Wow, you've got a 3-ton forklift truck for sale? I'm thinking very hard here, but perhaps we MAY be able to incorporate something like that into our children's storyhours. Scooping the wee rugrats up in one of those suckas and going for a mad spin ("Wheeeeee!") through the Reference Department would sure make an interesting change.
Am I being a cranky old fart?
@@@@ No!
Yeah.
@@@@ I said noooooo! :)
Sorry, but seeing you two immerse yourselves in anagrammed Iroquoian twin names cranked out by some software package is like pulling thru McDonald's and finding Stephen Hawking at the window saying "You want to super-size that?" Oy! Such a waste of brilliant originality!
@@@@ Oh come now, Daividh. There's more to anagramming than that -- don't be such a sceptic. We are discovering the Secrets of the Universe! One of these days, the Kabalarians, themselves, shall seek us out for our wisdom. (Huh uh uhhhh huh huh.)
I fear that Mr. Love is perilously close to scraping the bottom of the AnagrAmphora. Witness: Earleen (unless you're a cute blonde Mandrell, ferget it), Flexi (dryer hose?), Trannie ("gearbox" in yesteryear Midwest teen slang), and AFONI! (Admittedly, this last would be a great name for an industrial sales rep. "Happy to meet ya, Dave! I'm Afoni!" You soytainly are...)
@@@@ These are names for the New Millennium! Get in line or be left behin'! Or *be* a behin'! (Huhuhhhhhhhhh!) :)
-- Nanaea
Thinking of naming my next pair of minpin pups "Seraphine & Hesperian".
@@@@ Wow, you've got a 3-ton forklift truck for sale? I'm thinking very hard here, but perhaps we MAY be able to incorporate something like that into our children's storyhours. Scooping the wee rugrats up in one of those suckas and going for a mad spin ("Wheeeeee!") through the Reference Department would sure make an interesting change.
Am I being a cranky old fart?
@@@@ No!
Yeah.
@@@@ I said noooooo! :)
Sorry, but seeing you two immerse yourselves in anagrammed Iroquoian twin names cranked out by some software package is like pulling thru McDonald's and finding Stephen Hawking at the window saying "You want to super-size that?" Oy! Such a waste of brilliant originality!
@@@@ Oh come now, Daividh. There's more to anagramming than that -- don't be such a sceptic. We are discovering the Secrets of the Universe! One of these days, the Kabalarians, themselves, shall seek us out for our wisdom. (Huh uh uhhhh huh huh.)
I fear that Mr. Love is perilously close to scraping the bottom of the AnagrAmphora. Witness: Earleen (unless you're a cute blonde Mandrell, ferget it), Flexi (dryer hose?), Trannie ("gearbox" in yesteryear Midwest teen slang), and AFONI! (Admittedly, this last would be a great name for an industrial sales rep. "Happy to meet ya, Dave! I'm Afoni!" You soytainly are...)
@@@@ These are names for the New Millennium! Get in line or be left behin'! Or *be* a behin'! (Huhuhhhhhhhhh!) :)
-- Nanaea
Thinking of naming my next pair of minpin pups "Seraphine & Hesperian".
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