What's a "hairline"? Seems I remember something like that dimly, but not sure. :)
Shouldn't we hold a little contest or something to select an honorary middle name for Selwyn? He oughta share the misery with the rest of us. I'd be willing to kick in a token prize in the form of a plastic miniature Kintuckie license plate that reads "BUBBA". Saw some at Wal-Mart (visit #5).
Strange they had BUBBA, BRIANNA
, and JOSE
, but no NANAEA/NAN, LIBERTY, or DAIVIDH/DAVE. What moron picks these things, anyway?