I see that my esteemed colleague, Buster Hill, is attempting to get me in trouble.
The Anagram Oracle has predicted that any child named "Isabelle Rose Delilah
" will grow up to become an entrepreneur of sorts. More specifically, the operator of a cathouse. Her name anagrams into the following business slogans that will grace her business establishment: "Reliable Ladies' Holes!" and "Hello, Liberal Disease!"
Furthermore, the Anagram Oracle has predicted that any child named "Isabelle Autumn Rose
" will wind up living in the St. Mark
's Hotel in New York City, working at Tower Records on Broadway and proudly displaying her numerous body piercings and rainbow-streaked hair. Her name anagrams into the following personal mottoes: "A Simultaneous Rebel" and "Emulate Our Lesbians!"
-- Lisbeth Altruist
(Name anagrammed to protect the Innocent