Well, now that I've had my cup of camomile tea ;) I can calm now enough to take another peek at Eagle Beak's fantasy girlfriend...
OH MY GODS!!!! OH MY GOOD GODS!!!! AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Day-AM! Eagle Beak's fantasy girlfriend is so ugly, when she looks out the window I'll bet she gets arrested for mooning. She's so ugly, if she goes to the beach the cats will try to bury her.
Oh noooooo! There I go again! I hope Eagle Beak isn't still lurking around here and reading this, coz I think I may have offended him again. Well slap mah hand 'n' call me bad. ;)