Recieved this today, I have gotten it before, but wanted to share it. Hope
it makes you laugh.:)Sarahjeanne
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.
yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist that your e mail addy is:
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
5) Put your garbage cam on your desk and label it "IN".
6) Devlop an unnatural fear of staplers.
7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. After everyone has over come their caffine addictions, switch to espresso.
8) Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
9) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS"
10) Dont use any punctuation
11) As often as possible, skip reather than walk.
12) Ask people what sex they are, after they answer laugh hysterically.
13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
14) Sing along to the opera.
15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
16) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
17) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
18) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
19) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won!! I won!!"
20) When leaving the zoo, start running for the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
21) Tell your children over dinner that due to the eceonmy, you're going to have to let one of them go.