And you thought it could not get more impressive than The Minotaur! Then I have anther trick which may truly set your minds soaring. Many of you have probably heard about the seven wonders of the world, but few are able to name them I am sure! But fear not for within minuts you will travel around the world with the speed of balloon animal and structure creation. So hold tight, for we will move with the speed of balloonic light!
*balloon sounds* Behold The great Pyramid of Giza! *more balloon sounds* Behold The hanging gardens of Babylon! *even more balloon sounds* Behold The Statue of Zeus at Olympia! *even more balloon sounds than the three previous times* Behold The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus! *almost too many balloon sounds* Behold The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus! *Actually too many balloon sounds* Behold The Colossus of Rhodes! *balloon sounds galore!* Behold The Lighthouse of Alexandria!
*Selwyn feels as if he sould rest his hands for a moment*