(Ring,ring...ring,ring) Hello? Uh, this here's DayVo and Krusty...ya know, the clowns for the party? We're still in, well, the UK, in this here lockup near Gatwick?
We wanna wish li'l Nephele a really Happy First Birthday, and a Wunnerful Mother's Day to Gia and all the rest a you mommy-types!!
Sorry we won't make the party in person, but, uh, Krusty forgot to shake out his clown shoes before we left, and the sniffer dogs at the airport kinda took a shine to him. I tried to create a diversion by going into my drop-the-pants routine, but it's the UK, ya know, and guys dropping their pants over here ain't nothin outa the ordinary...
So here we are. Sounds like you folks are havin a great time, tho, and we miss y'all. If Pavlos sobers up in the morning, see if he knows a good solicitor down around Crawley. We ain't goin NOWHERE til we hear from him.
Oops, gotta go. Love ya! (Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)