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None shall pass!
[battle sounds]
[Black Knight defeats another knight in a bloody battle as Arthur watches]ARTHUR:You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.ARTHUR: What?BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.ARTHUR: So be it![hah][parry thrust][ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off after a short battle]ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.ARTHUR: You liar!BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy![hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-[Black Knight kicks Arthur in the head while he is praying]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.ARTHUR: What?BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.ARTHUR: Look!BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.[Headbutts Arthur in the chest]ARTHUR: Look, stop that.BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! [whop]BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!ARTHUR: You'll what?BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!ARTHUR: You're a loony.BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.[whop][ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away, 'eh? ... You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you.... I'll bite your legs off!
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That is from Monty Python and the search for the holy grail, that is a hilarious movie!
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Well said Gia here is your prize!And as a special prize I will post the link to the ultra great webpage where I took the text from:http://www.montypython.net/
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:P
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Ni!
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ROTFWL!
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