Riddle du jour: *Hadj - why in lake?*
*He hid lanky jaw* -- who gave him a lanky jaw in the first place? Maybe he got it from by a *Kindly Jew! Ha-ha!* due to some *lanky Jihad hew*, no doubt.
And here's the punchline to every "chicken crossing the street" joke:*Jaywalk hid hen*: